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A delectable fusion of the Andrews Sisters, George Formby and Mae West, ukulele/close-harmony trio The Strumpettes have been teasing and pleasing the crowds since Clara Bow was still a virgin (but miraculously none of them has aged a day since 1920) The Strumpettes play all the best swing songs from the likes of Glen Miller, Benny Goodman and Billie Holiday delivered in their own stripped-down and sassy style.
A delectable fusion of the Andrews Sisters, George Formby and Mae West, ukulele/close-harmony trio The Strumpettes have been teasing and pleasing the crowds since Clara Bow was still a virgin (but miraculously none of them has aged a day since 1920) The Strumpettes play all the best swing songs from the likes of Glen Miller, Benny Goodman and Billie Holiday delivered in their own stripped-down and sassy style.
Miss Velma Valentine - the 16th daughter of a family of Irish immigrants, Velma grew up on the back streets of Brooklyn and quickly learned the value of her sweet voice and pretty face by busking in the subway and (allegedly) picking pockets. Before long she was the star attraction on the New York cabaret circuit before taking on the world with the Strumpettes. Her name has been linked to several well-known robberies - notably the vanishing of the priceless Sapphire of Zambugo.
However, she is quick to stress that these rumours are "nothing but damn dirty lies".
Miss Kitty Kowalski - once the heir to one of Poland's wealthiest aristocratic lines, Katia Waleria Lechsinska Kowalski is now the sole survivor of this once great family, having managed to smuggle herself out of the country during the infamous uprisings hidden inside a vodka barrel. She was shipped to New Orleans, where she earned her living singing in the seedy jazz bars of Bourbon Street until running into the other Strumpettes.
It was during this time that she discovered her uncanny talent for poker thanks to the many hours she spent playing cards with her childhood governess.
Miss Scarlett Monroe is the love child of Marilyn Monroe and Roger Rouge, the famous French contortionist. At the scandalous age of 16, Marilyn was unable to resist Roger's twisted charms and indulged in one night of acrobatic love making. Miss Scarlett was seen as an embarrassment to Marilyn (who had just signed her first major film contract) and was shipped off to a school for performing monkeys and other mammals, where she learned to care for sick dolphins.
It was on a visit to the New York City Zoo that founding Strumpette Velma Valentine spotted Scarlett strumming away on her ukulele while singing a sick dolphin to sleep, and whisked her away to fame and fortune with the oh-so-fabulous Strumpettes.
Miss Velma Valentine - the 16th daughter of a family of Irish immigrants, Velma grew up on the back streets of Brooklyn and quickly learned the value of her sweet voice and pretty face by busking in the subway and (allegedly) picking pockets. Before long she was the star attraction on the New York cabaret circuit before taking on the world with the Strumpettes. Her name has been linked to several well-known robberies - notably the vanishing of the priceless Sapphire of Zambugo.
However, she is quick to stress that these rumours are "nothing but damn dirty lies".
Miss Kitty Kowalski - once the heir to one of Poland's wealthiest aristocratic lines, Katia Waleria Lechsinska Kowalski is now the sole survivor of this once great family, having managed to smuggle herself out of the country during the infamous uprisings hidden inside a vodka barrel. She was shipped to New Orleans, where she earned her living singing in the seedy jazz bars of Bourbon Street until running into the other Strumpettes.
It was during this time that she discovered her uncanny talent for poker thanks to the many hours she spent playing cards with her childhood governess.
Miss Scarlett Monroe is the love child of Marilyn Monroe and Roger Rouge, the famous French contortionist. At the scandalous age of 16, Marilyn was unable to resist Roger's twisted charms and indulged in one night of acrobatic love making. Miss Scarlett was seen as an embarrassment to Marilyn (who had just signed her first major film contract) and was shipped off to a school for performing monkeys and other mammals, where she learned to care for sick dolphins.
It was on a visit to the New York City Zoo that founding Strumpette Velma Valentine spotted Scarlett strumming away on her ukulele while singing a sick dolphin to sleep, and whisked her away to fame and fortune with the oh-so-fabulous Strumpettes.
